February 2012
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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When you consume someone else's food and they ask...
January 2012
When your parents tell you, you can stay home and...
juliansaluta:
Hurp durp durp.
hurpity durpity durp.
durpity hurpity durp.
durpity durpity hurp.
hurpy durpy durp.
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Nickelbacking someone.
bubblegumcat:
mishapenmagic:
theashkaari:
Smack them in the head with a sock full of nickels, then take a photo while singing “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO, IT MAKES ME LAUGH.”
YES
omg
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: I'm glad you started posting again :)
November 2011
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
October 2011
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That moment when your friend says "Let's take a... →
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